ScareCorp Films is the author of this motion picture for purpose of copyright and other laws. The characters and events depicted in this photoplay are ficticious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead,is purely coincidental.

The events, characters and firms depicted in this photoplay are ficticious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or to actual events or firms is purely coincidental. No trees were harmed during the production of this film.

The above is a piece of fiction. Names, products, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead or vapourized, is entirely coincidental. Any similarity to actual products, hardware or software or vapourware, is also coincidental, albeit wholly desirable.

If you are wondering why there is three disclaimers, it is because I think we need three.